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Cognitive Research Institute

Est. 1973

ИНСТИТУТ КОГНИТИВНЫХ ИССЛЕДОВАНИЙ

Notice to Prospective Participants

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Welcome. The Cognitive Research Institute appreciates your interest in our ongoing studies. For over five decades, we have operated at the forefront of perception, memory, and cognition research.

Our current focus involves experimental methodologies for processing unwanted cognitive artifacts. Preliminary results have been described by participants as "cathartic," "transformative," and REDACTED.

If you are reading this, you may already be a candidate.

Current Status: The Institute is actively recruiting subjects for our next research session. Registration is now open. Participation is voluntary.

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Recent Bulletin

Posted: 2025-01-06

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January 2025

MDU-7 Calibration Complete

Following the incident of November 2024, the Memory Destruction Unit (Series 7) has undergone comprehensive recalibration. All systems are now operating within acceptable parameters. The smell has been addressed.

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